How To Be a Procrastinator

My instant gratification monkey is setting the course and steering the wheel while the rational decision maker is sleeping in one of those fancy staterooms otherwise called as “Cabins”. This blog is just as useless as people and various religious groups protesting about the new 5 pound note or people with very strong anti Donald trump opinions. That reminds me, There is no key for the “pound” on a mediocre normal non-scientific sort of keyboard, is there?
Anyway, back to my instant gratification monkey steering the wheel.

Step 1 – Look into distance and wonder about meta-universe.

Step 2 – Read as much as you can about string theory just so you forget about it after a while and you have watch a TED talk all over again.

Step 3 – Text people and check your Email every 43 seconds until you get sick of it and dump your phone somewhere.

Step 4 – Try to answer unanswerable questions like “Are we sleep-walking through our waking state or wake-walking through our dreams”?

Step 5 – Write a blog about procrastination. That’s pretty much like anyone who’s naturally curious and ends up reading the Wikipedia page about curiosity.

Step 7 – Skip step 6 just for the heck of it.

Step 6 – Write step 6 because you have some sort of OCD.

Step 8 – Post a random blog and go about your life.

Thank you.

P.S. –  Don’t forget to contribute by procrastinating.